Tuesday, February 18, 2014

More Paper Cut Remedies

I've received an outpouring of additional home remedies for how to treat a paper cut and I wanted to share a few that I endorse:


1) Grow a pair and sack the fuck up it's just a paper cut you little bitch

2) Treat it with some rubbing alcohol then be sure to check your vagina for a yeast infection

3) Two words: Duct. Tape.

4) Super glue.  Apparently this is a real remedy.  I think it's meant more for cuts larger than those caused by paper, but it's a good one to keep in the back pocket.


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